Some number I don't recognize just texted me to invite me to a "theme party" tonight.
me: sorry, who is this?
him: [redacted]
me: [redacted] who?
him: ummm [redacted] with the great cock, does that help?
me: not ringing any bells.
What is the difference between missing someone you actually truly love and just missing the feeling that there is someone out there who loves you?
I don’t know, but all of my poetry sucks recently.
Names for my future cats (in no particular order)
Beyonce
Grapefruit Jones
Pants
Sprinkles
Juicebox
If you know my parents, please don’t tell them I have a blog.
Remember those hoop earrings that had words in the middle like Sagittarius or whatever
I want a pair that says “I am smart”
Or maybe like
“go away” or
Maybe just a tiny hand with the middle finger sticking up
Or maybe
Libra, or something
Black Bean Dip
Hi friends,
I love cooking and I’m trying to get healthy this summer, so here’s a recipe for a thing I just invented and it has no fat at all and lots of protein!
1 can of black beans
1/2 cup of fat free Greek yogurt
1 clove of garlic, minced
a dash of salt
a splash of lime juice
a splash of hot sauce of your choice (choose sriracha)
a few shakes of cumin
Whirl it all in a food processor and then dip some stuff in it.
I want to go on a walk and I want to eat a mango.
If I was in New York there would be a fruit stand a few blocks away and I could accomplish my dreams.
But here in DC
I am left to languish, alone, in my basement. Fruitless.
ConLaw exam is over
time to eat fig newtons and watch Finding Nemo
because I am six years old, apparently.
OH SHIT, IT’S CRY O’CLOCK
The last time I got to be with my best friends was almost exactly a year ago.
It just feels like they’re gone forever, you know?
Lauren is in the Peace Corps in Lesotho and Sam is living a hella fancy life in New York and Kate is livin the dramaturgy dream in SanFran and Lillian is doing the starving artist thing in LA and Corinna is in Austin helping poor kids and if IF we ever see each other again
we’ll all be completely different people
I’ll never have friendships that will measure up to what I’ve already had and will never get back
and you know how sometimes your skin hurts for a hug?
Today
I cleaned my kitchen
I cleaned my room
I registered my summer internship with my school so I can get course credit for it
I fought the urge to post a picture of myself in my underwear
I contemplated buying a mango
Should I go grocery shopping and cook something tasty for dinner, or should I eat a thing of Greek yogurt and read the New Yorker?
LOOKIN FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
- the internet
- bars
- the emergency room/doctor’s office (all of my doctors have been really hot lately)
- Washington, DC in general
- law school
It’s time to get a cat and a pillow shaped like a man and just settle in.
Looking at pictures of my dog calms me down while I’m having a panic attack.
My mom sends me a new one every day.
I probably have never said this in my life, but she is sometimes a really great mom.
It’s been three days and I’m still having episodes where I can’t breathe for about a minute out of every fifteen or so.
my doctor said it’s panic attacks.
law school can SUCK IT
I’m about to post a ton of pictures of my favorite dude in the world (my dog Scooter)
