June 2012
16 posts
Barack Obama Being Adorable with Adorable Children
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Jun 2nd
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“[F]or the first several years the SAT was offered, males scored higher than...”
– “Gender Bias in College Admissions Tests”, FairTest.org. (via vaginawoolf) We were told our English Lang GCSEs were often about sport or politics because boys often underperformed in that exam. I can’t even fathom the number of things wrong with this kind of thinking. (via benedictatorship) i...
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Some number I don't recognize just texted me to...
me: sorry, who is this?
him: [redacted]
me: [redacted] who?
him: ummm [redacted] with the great cock, does that help?
me: not ringing any bells.
Jun 1st
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“It was the thirst of many years restrained in our body. Chained words which we...”
– Frida Kahlo (via fernsandmoss)
Jun 1st
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What is the difference between missing someone you...
I don’t know, but all of my poetry sucks recently.
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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“I’ve seen a ton on the facebooks about “thanking veterans for their service.” As...”
– An anti-capitalist veteran (via elitc) Well heres a take on it not often uttered or shared (via threezerooo)
May 30th
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May 30th
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Names for my future cats (in no particular order)
Beyonce Grapefruit Jones Pants Sprinkles Juicebox
May 30th
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If you know my parents, please don't tell them I...
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May 30th
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“I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed. I can even...”
– Karl Lagerfeld Clearly we’re cut from the same cloth. Samesies.
May 29th
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“Though no one would ever think of using the term honor violence (we reserve that...”
– A woman in America runs a greater risk of being killed by her husband or boyfriend than a woman in Pakistan. How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Feminists. (via popmuslim) A woman in America runs a greater risk of being killed by her husband or boyfriend than a woman in Pakistan. A woman in...
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Enough of this.
ellipses at the end of sentences or phrases… (SEE HOW FUCKING ANNOYING THAT IS HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY IT IN YOUR HEAD ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD DRAMA IF SO WHY) calling food “sexy” (even if there is gooey caramel sauce on it) (it makes you seem like a virgin in a bad way) me not seeing Beyoncé’s show in Atlantic City this weekend me living in the same house with my...
May 26th
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iTunes Meme because why not
How many total songs? 4579 Sort by song title – first and last? First: A/B Machines on Treats by Sleighbells Last: ? on Cerulean by Baths Sort by time – shortest and longest? Shortest: ”Horn Intro” on Good News for People who Love Bad News by Modest Mouse Longest: “Too Long” by Daft Punk (it’s just a huge mix) Sort by Album – first and last? First:Agaetis Byrjun...
May 25th
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May 24th
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It like really hurts my feelings when I post an amazing photo of my dog Scooter and no one even cares and it gets zero notes. His tongue was sticking out you guys! I don’t even know what more you could want from me!
May 24th
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Had to dig my old fat pants out of the closet...
I’m trying to be ok with it, because the jeans do look objectively good. But I’m not ok with it! NOTHING IS OK WHEN MY FAT PANTS FIT
May 23rd
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via barackobama)
May 23rd
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I really feel for some of these poor Bridezillas.
And not in the “oh man how embarrassing for her” kind of way. I just want their special days to be ok and their stupid moms and hairstylists and strippers at the bachelor’s party ruin it!
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Remember those hoop earrings that had words in the...
I want a pair that says “I am smart” Or maybe like “go away” or Maybe just a tiny hand with the middle finger sticking up Or maybe Libra, or something
May 19th
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my otp is me + not knowing anything about fandoms
May 15th
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butthorn: For those of you who asked - here’s the Breaking Bad piece I did earlier but took down. It was just a little doodle I did at my friend’s the other night, and I’ve been working on a full color version with more characters, but here’s the original in the mean time Methimatical
May 15th
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May 15th
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Black Bean Dip
Hi friends, I love cooking and I’m trying to get healthy this summer, so here’s a recipe for a thing I just invented and it has no fat at all and lots of protein! 1 can of black beans 1/2 cup of fat free Greek yogurt 1 clove of garlic, minced a dash of salt a splash of lime juice a splash of hot sauce of your choice (choose sriracha) a few shakes of cumin Whirl it all in a food...
May 14th
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I want to go on a walk and I want to eat a mango.
If I was in New York there would be a fruit stand a few blocks away and I could accomplish my dreams. But here in DC I am left to languish, alone, in my basement. Fruitless.
May 13th
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Anyone know of a good detox diet that doesn't last...
I’ve been so stressed out and I’ve been eating tons of junk food and not working out and I want to do some kind of juice cleanse or something to get rid of all this yucky. I’m not looking for fast or unhealthy weight loss, I just want to recover from exams. Help me out?
May 13th
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